I know you've probably seen this picture by now, but I have to post it again, along with his quotations from the Al Smith dinner in New York:
“I do love the Waldorf-Astoria. I hear from the doorstep you can see all the way to the Russian Tea Room.”
"I obviously never knew your grandfather, but from what Senator McCain has told me, they had a great time before Prohibition."
"The housing crisis has been 8 times harder on John McCain."
"Fox news accused me of fathering two African-American children in wedlock."
“Contrary to rumors you have heard, I was not born in a manger. I was born on Krypton and sent here by my father Jor-El to save the Planet Earth."
Yes, he was. And yes, he can.